Me: I made a new friend today.
Therapist: Real or imaginary?
Me: Cat.
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA…
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JIMPS OVWE THE LAXZY BROWN DOG
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS PER JE LA BROWN DOG
“If you’re comfortable with yourself, then it’s sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I feel sexy. I am a very liberated person that way. I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face - well, sometimes I’m not comfortable with my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”
theworldsonlyconsultingpirate:
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
omg i cried
i’m sobbing like a baby right now
everybody on earth needs to watch this right now
actually crying here
Oh my god actually the cutest ever
Aw :’)
No big deal, just casually sobbing over my salad.
This was pretty awesome
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE.
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